SMASH
The Terrible Tortoise Teddy
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Radical Rejects is the ultimate throwback action figure line, dreamed up and designed by hardcore fans of 1980s and 1990s toys, cartoons, and crunchy plastic attitude.
Inspired by the wildest corners of the toy aisle, where slime oozed, everything had battle damage, and every character had a catchphrase, these figures are a love letter to a louder, weirder time.
Five mutants nobody asked for, created by a collective of modern-day art toy artists. Tap a Reject to flip between the figure and the art.
The Terrible Tortoise Teddy
The Eco-Warrior Trash Panda
The Mutant Fist of the Forgotten Hive
The Executioner
The Lizard Lawman
The Terrible Tortoise Teddy


The Terrible Tortoise Teddy!
Bio: Thought to have once been the teddy bear of the nephew of some obscure art toy artist in NYC's Alphabet City. SMASH is the only known FIM (Formerly Inanimate Mutant), making him an enigma. What is known is that wherever SMASH goes, chaos follows. He isn't a good guy, bad guy, or even an anti-hero. He really is just a force of nature that must be dealt with. SMASH has become fixated on Rabid Robin and repeatedly murmurs "tasty, so tasty" in a rumbling growl.
Sculpted, printed and packed on retro blister cards, just like the ones you begged for at the checkout aisle.



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